angrynightwing:

no but its such a problem that male elves have long hair because they all look like girls from behind like imagine someone seing them from behind and going ‘Daum wazzup sexy’ and then

image

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idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

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exahvier:

Get to know me meme → [2/10] current celebrity crushes → Tom Hiddleston

The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.

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say-it-somehow:

stormageddon-owens:

#I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie 

NEVER NOT FUNNY
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tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)
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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

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refnesque:

Mads’ hands  (x)

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# cats


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kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

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unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

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imsirius:

Give us a little taste of the Irish accent. Very impressive.

…Alright. I’ll tell you a joke in my Irish accent (x)

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  • why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
  • aquarius: no friends
  • capricorn: afraid of sunlight
  • pisces: too big of a weaboo
  • aries: too oppressed to go outside
  • taurus: allergic to fresh air
  • gemini: too lazy to move
  • cancer: completely forgotten how to move
  • leo: can't find the login button for life
  • virgo: tumblr took your soul
  • scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
  • libra: reality-phobic
  • sagittarius: fallen and can't get up
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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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belinsky:

#the most important shot ever filmed in modern cinema
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